Running Is Cheap, They Said

Originally written June 2020

“Take up running,” they said.
“It’s cheaper than other sports,” they said.

And yet, this is what I bought just this month.

Two identical pairs of running shoes — because apparently one pair of expensive shoes is not enough. I wanted to alternate them.

Unfortunately, the white pair is too big.

Long story.

So that one has to go back.

Then there’s the hydration pack, which I discovered isn’t actually ideal for running.

Also pictured: visors, a headlamp and other bits and pieces that apparently became necessary somewhere between “just go for a run” and whatever this has turned into. 😂

And these are only the basics.

There are still several more “quality” items I supposedly need.

And by quality, I assume they mean expensive.

Running is cheap, huh? 🤔🧐😉