How I Snuck Into Perth Marathon

(The Story Behind the Story)

Originally written in 2025

As most of you know, my stories always seem to have a twist — especially my racing ones — so just indulge me for a bit.

Back in late August, I started training for Point to Pinnacle. My coach, Josh, was confident we had enough time to rebuild my fitness, even though I hadn’t been running for over a year. I’d only been doing strength training.

Two weeks into training, out of sheer madness, I decided to do the Perth Marathon as well.

That gave me only six weeks of training, including a taper week.

Josh said it was doable, but we shouldn’t expect too much. We’d treat it as a long training run for Point to Pinnacle.

A very expensive long run. I could’ve flown to Europe for that airfare to Perth! 😂

On race day, I stayed at the back to avoid annoying everyone with all the beeps from my watch. I don’t like wearing earbuds while running, so there was no hiding them.

I was literally the last person to cross the start line.

About 200 metres in, I spotted a line of toilet cubicles.

From experience, toilets on marathon courses can be rare — Melbourne and Sydney only had two — so I decided to take the opportunity, partly to calm my nerves.

When I came out, even the tail-walkers were ahead of me. 😂

I remembered the lesson from my Melbourne Marathon:

Never rush your pace or you’ll pull a muscle. 😊

So I stuck with my planned pace and trusted the process.

It felt painfully slow.

Josh had programmed the first 3 km as a warm-up. It normally takes me about 5 km just to warm up!

Eventually, I caught up with the tail-walkers and passed them, which was a huge relief.

Then I passed one runner.

Then another.

By the time I’d overtaken about 60 people, I stopped counting.

I figured I’d redeemed myself enough. 😂

We were also experimenting with my race nutrition. I was using natural maple syrup, and I was slightly anxious about how my stomach might react.

So every time I saw a toilet, I stopped.

Until I realised Perth had very thoughtfully placed them about every 5 km.

Apparently, I had found the luxury marathon. 😂

At 35 km, my race plan stopped.

No more prompts from my watch.

I felt a little lost, but I assumed Josh had deliberately designed it that way. This wasn’t my A race, after all, and I still had Point to Pinnacle to train for.

So I slowed down.

I chatted with volunteers.

I cheered on runners who were struggling.

And strangely enough, instead of feeling exhausted, I was having a wonderful time.

Unlike my previous marathons, I didn’t hit the wall after 38 km.

My legs still felt strong.

My spirits were high.

And I crossed the finish line feeling proud, grateful, and completely alive.

Six weeks earlier, I wasn’t even training for a marathon.

Somehow, I had snuck into one anyway. 😊