Originally written January 2025
This girl has already cost us a small fortune in vet bills.
After another expensive visit, I was feeling frustrated and a little annoyed, so I told Graeme:
“If I ever die before you, don’t marry someone ugly. They might look innocent, but they’re high maintenance. Learn from Luna.” 
Poor Luna.
In her defence, she has no idea what a vet bill is and clearly has no intention of contributing towards one.
But hey, we still love her. 
