Originally written in 2021
Apparently, looking effortlessly put together requires quite a lot of effort. 
It took two beauty fairies working at the same time just to get me looking this good. 


One on each side, foils everywhere, hair being pulled in different directions…
Meanwhile, I was just sitting there contributing absolutely nothing to the operation. 

Then came the finished product.
Very nice.
Very polished.
Very much not achieved independently.
So if anyone ever compliments the hair and thinks I simply woke up looking like this…
No.
There was a team involved. 
