Do You Need a Husband?

Originally written in 2021

While I was out for my morning run, an elderly man was walking towards me.

As usual, I smiled and said:

“Good morning.”

Normally, people just say good morning back.

This man had other ideas.

He looked at me and asked:

“Do you need a husband?”

I was so taken aback that the first thing that came out of my mouth was:

“No thanks! I still have one at home.” 😂😂😂

Apparently morning runs come with unexpected offers now.