Originally written in 2021
While I was out for my morning run, an elderly man was walking towards me.
As usual, I smiled and said:
“Good morning.”
Normally, people just say good morning back.
This man had other ideas.
He looked at me and asked:
“Do you need a husband?”
I was so taken aback that the first thing that came out of my mouth was:
“No thanks! I still have one at home.” 


Apparently morning runs come with unexpected offers now.
