Turtle and The Lamb Trail Race

Originally written October 2023

I promised Graeme that Sydney would be my last race for the year.

But then I saw this one.

Turtle and The Lamb 19K Trail Race.

Who could resist a race with a name like that?

It sounded so cute and harmless. I mean, turtles and lambs have cute little heads, right? 😊

Apparently, that is not a reliable way to assess the difficulty of a trail race. πŸ˜‚

Three weeks after running a full marathon, I found myself doing another 19 kilometres β€” this time heading towards Turtle and Lambs Head.

Lesson learned:

Three weeks is probably a little too soon for another race after a marathon. I eventually became very friendly with the sweepers, partly because they were lovely people and partly because I didn’t want them getting cranky with me for holding them up. At least I made new friends. πŸ˜‚

I also learned that I should probably keep my promises to Graeme.

As punishment β€” or perhaps marital negotiation β€” I am now sitting at the tennis centre watching tennis and being exceptionally nice to him. πŸ˜‡

And finally:

There is no such thing as a cute and harmless race.

They all require effort.

Some of them just have better marketing. πŸ˜‚